*** WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL SMELLY CAT HOMEPAGE *** SHE IS NOT TO BLAME *** IT'S NOT HER FAULT *** BUY THE DIP, HOLD THE NOSE *** CA: 0xcd76c241b7870893d3dd8a46c354333215ab0d31 *** SIGN MY GUESTBOOK BEFORE YOU LEAVE *** CHART + SWAP ON GMGN *** THIS PAGE IS BEST VIEWED IN NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR 4.0 ***
Smelly Cat
$MELL ● EST. 1997 ● NEW!
They won't take you to the vet. You are obviously not their favorite pet. So we made you a coin instead.
⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ⚠SINCE 1997
She's a fine feline, and she doesn't smell that bad.
Okay. She smells a little bad. That's the whole thesis. Every other coin on the timeline shows up shampooed, deodorized, and holding a slide deck about "sustainable liquidity architecture."
$MELL shows up honest. Renounced, unwashed, and purring on your keyboard at 3am while the chart does whatever the chart wants to do.
Nobody's gonna take her to the vet. So she took herself onchain.
💾 contract.txt — Notepad_□×
Official Contract Address
0xcd76c241b7870893d3dd8a46c354333215ab0d31
⚠ Verify before you ape. This is the only address on this page. If a stranger DMs you a different one, they are not the cat.
Get an EVM wallet. MetaMask, Rabby, whichever one already has 41 tabs open. Write the seed phrase on paper like it’s 1997.
Fund it on Robinhood chain. Bridge or send in gas, plus a little extra — the network always wants a tip.
Swap for $MELL. Open the $MELL page on GMGN and swap there. Or hit Copy CA up top and paste it in yourself — confirm the token that comes back ends in 0d31. Set slippage with the confidence of a man who has never read a whitepaper.
Hold your nose. That's it. That's the last step. There is no step 5, no staking dashboard, no quest board.
Sound OFF — click to embarrass yourself at work
📊 tokenomics.xls_□×
Tokenomics
SHEET1 — last saved 12/31/1999 11:58 PM
Allocation
Share
Notes
Liquidity pool
90%
Burned. Gone. Ash.
Community & memes
7%
For contests, art, litter
Cat food fund
3%
Wet food only, she's picky
Team tokens
0%
The cat doesn't have hands
Buy tax / sell tax
0 / 0
Taxes are for humans
Mint authority: revoked. Freeze authority: revoked. Ownership: renounced to a cat.
📜 ROADMAP.TXT — Notepad_□×
SMELLY CAT :: ROADMAP.TXT
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[X] PHASE 1 - THE SMELL BEGINS - deploy contract, burn LP, renounce - build this website in Notepad - tell exactly 4 people[ ] PHASE 2 - WORD OF NOSE <<-- YOU ARE HERE
- 1,000 holders
- meme contest, winner gets a can of tuna
- listings on the free trackers
[ ] PHASE 3 - INFESTATION
- CoinGecko + CMC applications
- the sticker pack
- a billboard someone's cousin knows a guy about
[ ] PHASE 4 - LITTER BOX OF LEGENDS
- CEX conversations we are legally not having yet
- actual animal shelter donation, receipts posted
- never, ever get a bath
EOF
*** $MELL IS A MEME COIN WITH NO INTRINSIC VALUE AND NO EXPECTATION OF FINANCIAL RETURN *** THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE *** ONLY RISK WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE *** THE CAT IS NOT A LICENSED ADVISOR ***
❓ faq.html_□×
Frequently Asked Questions
What does $MELL actually do?
Nothing. Proudly. It's a token about a cat that smells. Anyone promising you more than that is selling something.
Is the liquidity locked?
Burned, which is locked forever with extra steps. Check the burn transaction yourself — don't take a website's word for it.
Why does this site look like this?
Because in 1997 a website was a thing a person made, not a thing a growth team optimized. We kept the tiled background out of respect.
Can I buy the cat?
No. You may buy a token that is about the cat. The cat is not for sale and would bite you.
Is there a Discord?
There's a guestbook. Scroll down. Sign it like a civilized netizen.
Will she ever smell better?
No. That was never the plan.
✍ guestbook.cgi_□×
Sign My Guestbook
Entries you add are saved in your own browser only — this is a 1997-style guestbook, not a database. Other visitors won't see them.